animalstalkinginallcaps:

SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.
AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.
I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.

AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.

I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.

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thenintendard:

Baby Pokemon and their Final Forms!

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0-u-t-s-i-d-e:

A new slackline world record - Photo | Red Bull Adventure 

Mich Kemeter doesn’t walk on water – he walks over it.

The 25-year-old Austrian broke his own world record with a slackline traverse that spanned 250m across across a high alpine lake. Sound easy? Hardly. Despite Kemeter’s impressive resume of slackline stunts, it took him 35 tries over 20 days to achieve the feet. 

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house-under-a-rock:

Jasmin Caton on Zombie Roof 5.12d, Squamish, Canada

photo: Rich Wheater

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oessa:

Cancun Underwater Museum, Mexico. 21°11’59.4”N 86°42’45.4”W

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“Not one of your pertinent ancestors was squashed, devoured, drowned, starved, stranded, stuck fast, untimely wounded, or otherwise deflected from its life’s quest of delivering a tiny charge of genetic material to the right partner at the right moment in order to perpetuate the only possible sequence of hereditary combinations that could result — eventually, astoundingly, and all too briefly — in you.”
Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything (via thedragoninmygarage)

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divination:

its v. important to compliment woodland creatures

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cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

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broptimus-prime:

The Girl by City and Colour

yes

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wetheurban:

SPOTLIGHT: Emoji-nation by Nastya Nudnik

Sometimes, and it happens very rarely, something spectacular from our collective history clashes dramatically with a piece of nuanced pop culture. Today, one of these fantastic things came to us in the form of this collection of viral images.

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